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09-10-2006, 10:45 PM
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What is the christian stance on onanism?
Just wondering if it's cool with the big man upstairs?
And if not do you do it anyway?
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09-10-2006, 11:07 PM
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Re: What is the christian stance on onanism?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Last edited by perfectmark : 09-10-2006 at 11:12 PM.
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09-10-2006, 11:14 PM
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Re: What is the christian stance on onanism?
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Originally Posted by perfectmark
Well there is some stuff about washing yourself after a discharge in the OT. But other than that, there isn't much mention of it in the Bible.
But if this thread is meant to be a piss take, well then you can go **** yourself.  |
Hey i was just wondering whether being a wankor is okay with the big man. You're safe!
And I've already ****ed myself twice today thanks. 
edit: I was kinda hoping someone that doesn't take every post I make as a wind up would get to this thread first but as usual PM - guardian of the religions board, got to it first. I was actually just discussing this with my mate, and figured this was the best place to ask.
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Last edited by Lazerbase : 09-10-2006 at 11:17 PM.
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09-10-2006, 11:36 PM
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Re: What is the christian stance on onanism?
what is onanism ?
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09-10-2006, 11:40 PM
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Re: What is the christian stance on onanism?
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what is onanism ?
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Wanking. |
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09-10-2006, 11:45 PM
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Re: What is the christian stance on onanism?
masturbating than huh.
It's a sin, as it is self pleasure, which is not meant to use yor genitals for.
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09-10-2006, 11:58 PM
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Re: What is the christian stance on onanism?
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Originally Posted by Dutchforce
masturbating than huh.
It's a sin, as it is self pleasure, which is not meant to use yor genitals for.
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Well then all men are sinners. 99% for wanking, the other 1% for lying. |
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09-11-2006, 12:15 AM
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Re: What is the christian stance on onanism?
It's definitely a sin.
That doesn't mean I haven't done it, or won't do it in the future, and that Christians don't. Although, you could debate for hours what is and isn't considered sinful masturbation. I mean, is mutual masturbation between man and wife sinful or not? Watching your wife or husband do it? I don't think the latter two are. I could be wrong under someone elses defnitions though.
Like I said though, I'm sure you could debate this for hours, but, it really doesn't matter. People are going to do it.
Oh, let me clarify that I don't think it's the act of ejaculation outside of reproduction that is sinful, but the act of lust as a part of masturbation.
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09-11-2006, 12:19 AM
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Re: What is the christian stance on onanism?
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Originally Posted by Lazerbase
I was kinda hoping someone that doesn't take every post I make as a wind up would get to this thread first but as usual PM - guardian of the religions board, got to it first. I was actually just discussing this with my mate, and figured this was the best place to ask.
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which is why I deleted my post.
But I aplologise, I will try to take you more seriously in the future.
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Last edited by perfectmark : 09-11-2006 at 12:30 AM.
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09-11-2006, 12:20 AM
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Re: What is the christian stance on onanism?
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Well then all men are sinners. 99% for wanking, the other 1% for lying.
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Men do masturbate, because it is a weakness of men.
Jesus died on the cross for all sinners, and he is there for them who repent their sins.
Makes sense to me, why doesn;t it makes sense to a clever guy like you ?
Last edited by Dutchforce : 09-11-2006 at 12:21 AM.
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